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Take Your Discussion of the English Text Issue Here.

February 1, 2007

Unlike Sharper Iron, we’ll let you.  They have other, more important issues to debate.  But we aren’t afraid.  We won’t hurt anybody either.  We’re harmless.  Really.  Like warm, fuzzy Teddy Bears.  We’re not mean.  Really, we aren’t.  Don’t let that Brandenburg guy kid you.  He might sound like he’s growling, but really he’s just purring like a cuddly wittle ole’ puddy tat.  He won’t hurt you.  Promise.  Can’t you hear the music in the background?  He’s come to the garden alone, and the dew shook off of the roses.

We’re King James Only.  And we’re liable to ruffle some King James Only feathers.  But we’ll let you hammer that out.  We aren’t afeerd of a little fight.  After all, we’re ‘Fatt’n Fundamentalists.’  And it shows.

This Month Only.  King James Only.  And all those who aren’t.  You might be surprised what we might say.  Then again, you might not be.  You might not agree with us.  We might not agree with you.  But what’s a little disagreement among friends?  Can’t we all just get along?

I’ll tell you what: we’ll get along with you, if you’ll get along with us.  Better yet, we’ll agree with you, if you’ll agree with us.

  1. Anvil
    February 2, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    To get started then, what kind of KJVO are we talking about here? The kind that is really based on certain texts, or the kind that denies the need for any new translation into more modern English, or perhaps both?

  2. February 2, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    Patience, brother. We’ll get there!


  3. Anvil
    February 2, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    Ah! I guess I got started a little too early! Trying … to … be … patient.

  4. February 2, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    I’m glad you’re interested Anvil. Someone has said that the definition of balance is getting shot at by both sides. That is possible with the position we will be presenting. It is the position, by the way, that is Scriptural. You’ll see.

  5. February 4, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    Sorry brothers, surely those links to the Sharper Iron posts show us that what is going on over there is much more important than debating about something doctrinal =)

    Wow, what has happened to SI? I am so glad this site has been started as a great replacement to SI.

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