Get an Education at JACKHAMMER!
We is edjicated.Â We is â€˜cited about edjicatinâ€™ yâ€™all, too.
Join us this month for an education on education.Â Kent will always find a way to get theological.Â He likes Church-schools.Â He has something to say about Homers, too.Â And Homer-Onlyism.
Jeffâ€™s getting smart.Â Smarter all the time.Â Heâ€™ll have his EdD just in time to impress yâ€™all with a smattering of polysyllabic nomenclatures and ideological ruminations.Â Take off your thinking caps now, class.Â Theyâ€™ll just get in the way anyhow.
Dave doesnâ€™t want to think too much.Â His brain is full.Â Can he be excused?Â Besides, heâ€™s tired of people thinking too much about how much he is thinking.Â Pull up a chair.Â Grab an empty mug.Â Have some coffee, on the grounds.Â We isnâ€™t a thinker.Â Thinking is bad.Â Education is bad.Â Stupidity rocks.Â Just ask Thelma Lou.
Daveâ€™s getting practical on us, in very pragmatic, non-thinking, non-intellectual ways.Â Just think it!Â (Insert swoosh here)
Enjoy da class.Â Oh, and there will be an assignment.