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Happy Anniversary

September 1, 2007

We’ve plenty to celebrate for this anniversary… JackHammer’s first. Because, along with the fact that we’ve been doing this for a year now, we also haven’t quit yet. You haven’t quit yet either, which is more cause for celebration. In fact, more of you are coming back than used to. Which makes us feel all warm and glowing inside. Some of you actually come back more than once in a day, effectively running up the score on our “Hit counter.” In fact, since the beginning, if I understand our stats correctly, we’ve nearly doubled our readership over the course of this year! From three to five in one year isn’t half bad now, is it!

Of course, for all of this, we wish to thank our gracious Lord for His mercy and blessings on us. We don’t wish to ignore you either, our faithful reader who keeps coming back and back and back and back… in fact, over 84,000 times this year! I’m sure either your finger is really sore or else your mouse is all worn to bits from clicking on our site so many times each day, but we thank you just the same.

Fine anniversaries call for fine celebrations. With that in mind, we’d like to invite you all to our Virtual Anniversary Celebration, which we’re hosting even now as you read this. Its sort of like that Cyber Communion service that Bobby always wants, only without the bread, and without the cup, and for that matter, without the Communion.

While enjoying our Virtual Feast, we hope you won’t mind if we pass around some Virtual Sentiments, after which we will exchange Virtual Gifts, followed by a Virtual Group Hug. When we finish all that, we’ll do some Virtual Laughing of the LOL variety, and maybe the ROTFL kind. Though we’d like to discourage the ROTFLMHO or the ROTFLMFHO kind, as we really must maintain more Virtual Dignity than that. But, we suppose it won’t hurt if somebody LOLOLOLOL’s. Just so they BRB when they are finished. And we’ll probably shed a Virtual Tear or two, too. Then, maybe we’ll share some Virtual Memories and some Virtual Desert. When we’re done, we’ll say our Virtual Good byes, get in our Virtual Cars with our Virtual Spouses, and go to our Virtual Houses. Hope you have a Virtual Good Time, and best of the Virtual Day to you!

While we do our Virtual Party, we would be amiss should we fail to give you, fair reader, your Virtual Gift. And so, without any more ceremony, here it is in all its Virtual Glory. After much thought and consideration, the esteemed bloggers of JackHammr.org have selected a gift which we hope will be a small token of our appreciation for you, our reading audience. Not a funny, not a laugh, not a rich declamation or an e-card… just something practical, something useful, something (we hope) beneficial.

Without further ado, we give you… A newly imposed limit on Thomas’ comments…

No Thomas Comment may exceed the length of the original post about which Thomas is commenting.

Should the Thomas Comment exceed the length of the post, readers will hereby skip over it and refuse to reply.

There you have it. Enjoy! And may we share many more Virtual Times!

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  1. September 1, 2007 at 4:53 am

    Some of you actually come back more than once in a day, effectively running up the score on our “Hit counter.” In fact, since the beginning, if I understand our stats correctly, we’ve nearly doubled our readership over the course of this year! From three to five in one year isn’t half bad now, is it!

    My wife gets mad at me if I access this website more than four or five times a day – once at home, once on the laptop, once at work, once at a cyber cafe, and once at the public library is enough she says! Women, they just don’t get it!!

    No Thomas Comment may exceed the length of the original post about which Thomas is commenting.

    Wow, I am blinded by your generosity. I feel kinkaidy all over. (Is that a word?) Now that I’ve lightened my load, I need to head out. The cyber cafe opens in 20 minutes! 😉

  2. September 1, 2007 at 9:39 am

    I’m glad you ‘get it,’ Jerry. And ROFL on the Thomas comment.

  3. September 1, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    Congratulations Jackhammer, you folks are doing a great job.

  4. September 3, 2007 at 4:58 pm

    Thanks Bill. We’re glad you join us.

  5. September 4, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    Thomas’ life verse… let thy words be few.

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