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Cultured JackHammers, Twice Refined

February 4, 2008

We’s got enculturation. Jest check under our fangernils. Y’ll see fer yerself. W’re civilized too. We’s got manners, and we ain’t afeered none to use ‘em. We meby ain’t su high-fallutin’ as some mat lak, but we got class! We’s in a class all ar own, iff’n I may be so bold.

We ain’t no rednecks neither. Jus ‘cause we got a gun rack on our ten speed don’t meen nothin’. We bilt us a porch on our trailer. And its pert near a werk of art. We carved a heart on the tree in the back yard… at’s why mu wife thinks I’m an auteest! An we luv thet thar Classical music. Ceptin’ thet we cain’t figger why ain’t nobody usin’ the jackhammr in the precussion section. We’s thankin’ thet wood be an improvement, ‘specially on ‘em songs lak Beethovan’s fifth, or thet ther Chaekuvsky feller’s 1812 Ovrature.

To top ‘er all off, we’ve got us a werldview thet jes won’t quit. Wait’ll y’all hear’t. We’s a-thank’n thet y’all ‘ll be downright immpressed ta ‘ear how all we’ll be applyin’ it. TeeVee, moovies, art, literture, mewsic, drama, even ole’ Al Gore’s famous invention. We’ll be runnin’ outa time afore we’r a runnin’ outa materials. Some stuffs beootyful, and some’s downrat ugly. But it all ‘ll be a-fittin’.

So y’all come set at yer ‘puter fer a bit, and we’ll be a-fillin’ ya in on the latest JackHammer topic. Keep ‘er comin’!

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  1. February 4, 2008 at 5:35 am

    So it’s hasta la vista to mishuns, huh? Well, that dawg won’t hunt! I’ma gettin my shotgun. [Now, son, that be just a metafur. Ya know what dat der thing is, boy, don’t cha? I ain’t really mad.]

  2. Cathy
    February 5, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Just for the rcord there ain’t nuttin wrong wit bein hick or even white trash.

  3. Michael Marshall
    February 21, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    y’all forgitn a few ‘my lands’ this heuw comuntery.

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