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Invasion of the Friend-Makers

March 2, 2009

We want to be your friend. No, really! We do. We want to be your friend, because then you’ll have to be our friend, and we want to have lots of friends. In fact, we want 6,529 friends. And more. So, check out our status. We were happy three hours ago, and contemplative ten hours ago. We’ll be updating our status to depressed if you don’t poke us at least once in the next half hour. And we might get down-right angry if we don’t get five more friends before the next time we update our profile (which should be every ten minutes for the next few weeks).

We’re delving into the Fake world of virtual friendships, also known as Facebook. Or My Space. Social Networking, 101. That is the target. We’ve got a Christian Worldview, and we’re not afraid to use it. On the Internet, for that matter. So hold on to your profile, because we’re gonna plaster some walls during the next month.

JackHammer hammers the Social Networks. Comin’ right up.


  1. reglerjoe
    March 2, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Facebook? Social networking? Are you guys trying to take a month off without actually taking a month off?

  2. artdunham
    March 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Art Dunham is about to leave the office and spend time with my family. Oh, no, this isn’t my status update.


  3. March 2, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Very funny, Art. That got a non-virtual chuckle out of me.

    Regler. Posts will occur. And that is the topic. Dave’s choice. I can’t reveal any more than that.

  4. March 3, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    See are you trying to prove you Pastor’s are not my friend? LOL

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