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Fundamental Fiction

December 7, 2009

Whatever happened to all those Reese Cups at Pastor’s School?  When did Fundamentalists start into Logic?  Did you hear about the Pastor who ran out of hair spray?

Check out our blog all this month, as we tackle the truly tough questions facing Fundamentalism today.  Fundamental Fiction, we call it.  Sappy stories saturated with supple scraps of syruppy serendippity.  Tall tales tossed through with trite traits and turbulent talk.  Amusing anecdotes analyzing absurd adventures at altogether awesome activities.  Laughable legends languishing for loud ladies, ludicrous lads, and lolololol moments (sorry, couldn’t get an “L” word for that one). 

Anyhow, you get the picture.  We’ve got never-before-told true behind-the-scenes stories that will make you choke, and perhaps throw up in your mouth.  Hang tite and stay tuned while we parade out a plethora of plain parables pulling pieces of plot from particular places. 

Oh yeh!  Almost forgot — we’ve got some great activity ideas for y’all too.  All you’ll need is a two liter of Mountain Dew, a handful of Snicker bars, and a very clean toilet.  We feel certain that you won’t want to miss it!

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  1. December 7, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    As one who has indeed eaten a goldfish on a church bus while travelling the Dan Ryan Expressway to services at First Baptist Church of Hammond at least once in his life, I wait with marked anticipation for the things yet to be written on Jack Hammer!

  2. December 8, 2009 at 8:07 am

    Y’all oughtta quit shaking your head so much.

    There is little white things falling on the posts.

    All kidding aside. I can consider myself blessed I never had to participate in such preposterous performances.

    Keep em coming guys.


    Br Steve

    Gal. 2:20

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